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EDITOR'S NOTE: John McCaslin's Inside the Beltway will resume Oct. 15.

Trick or treat It's nothing to brag about, but we see that our proud city has earned a mention in the prestigious "Harper's Index." The magazine's October index reads:

"Number of escort services and McDonald's restaurants, respectively, in Washington, D.C.: 26, 23"

Live to eat

Liberal activist and documentary filmmaker Michael Moore draws the line on political correctness when it comes to nourishing his soul.

The rather rotund Academy Award winner and frequent critic of everybody from President Bush to corporate board members is under attack by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals "for defending meat-eating and hunting and saying that the animals rights movement 'makes me want to kick my dog.'

"He once sent a crew of people to protest outside PETA's headquarters," PETA notes, "complete with signs reading, 'You are wasting your lives' and unforgivably dragged a group of hot, miserable animals along with them."

Baghdad stroll

"Unusually Stupid Politicians" is the catchy if not rude title of a hilarious book due out later this month by Kathryn and Ross Petras, who expose mind-boggling but true mishaps, missteps and miscues of our elected representatives.

Take Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. John P. Murtha, who has certainly made it obvious that he doesn't want any more taxpayer money spent on fighting in Iraq. But that didn't stop him from spending taxpayer funds on an absolutely essential $6,000 plasma screen television.