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Only in Arkansas

President Bush toured the Arkansas town of Rogers yesterday, spending an hour inside the barbecue smoke-filled "Whole Hog Cafe."

The White House pool report reveals that the Whole Hog Cafe "is located in a Rogers strip mall, right next to the Honeybaked Ham store, and a stone's throw from the Krispy Kreme."

POTUS '08

Not getting your fill of presidential politics?

While that may seem difficult to believe, XM Satellite Radio will take over DC Coast restaurant this evening to celebrate the start of POTUS '08, the network's new 24-hour channel devoted exclusively to the 2008 presidential campaign.

Washington-born comedian Lewis Black, dubbed "America's foremost commentator on everything," will entertain XM's guests. Will Rogers would have been proud when Mr. Black commented: "Republicans are a party with bad ideas and Democrats are a party with no ideas."

However, our favorite line was when Mr. Black commented on the 750-mile fence being built along the Mexican border to keep illegal aliens out of the U.S.: "Walls haven't worked — not since they invented planes."

POTUS stands for President of the United States.

Wolf and Lou